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Average IQ of Lawyers?

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1 Average IQ of Lawyers? on Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:05 pm


Arresto Menor
Hi. I recently undertook a free IQ test lately from this website, and I seem to have received an above average IQ of 116. Do you think I still have what it takes to pursuit my dream of becoming a lawyer? I am a little nervous because most lawyers I know are really great public speakers - all having great verbal communication skills or the tendency of being eloquent.

I am quite the opposite of that because of being extremely introvered, although, I can still function well and do good in my studies and class performance in college. I am taking up my first year in the course of Political Science. I consider college algebra as the bane of my intellect... Do you think I still have what it takes for it? And what is the average IQ of a Attorney/Lawyer here in the Philippines?

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2 Re: Average IQ of Lawyers? on Wed Jun 10, 2015 11:15 am


Arresto Menor
Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Lawyer: But could the patient have still been alive never the less?
Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

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3 Re: Average IQ of Lawyers? on Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:08 pm


Reclusion Perpetua
nice one... hehehehe

mosimo pumasok sa barber shop.
attendant: magpapagupit po kayo,,
mosimo: bakit, bakery ba to? barber shop to di ba? so papagupit,,,
attendant: ilan po, isa?
mosimo: bakit meron ba kong kasama? natural isa, isa lang ako eh,,
attendant: upo po muna kayo... wait tayo saglit.
mosimo: bakit pwede ba kong humiga dito eh di naman to kama, o upuan.
attendant: ,,,,,

marami pa to eh,,,

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4 Re: Average IQ of Lawyers? on Mon Jun 15, 2015 1:59 am


Arresto Menor
funny j0kes hehehe,
s0me m0re please

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5 Re: Average IQ of Lawyers? on Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:06 pm


Reclusion Perpetua
bakit daw ang pinoy, di marunong sumagot..
mga halimbawa...
q- kumain ka na ba?
a-busog pa ko.
q- ano oras na?
a- maaga pa
q- bakit wla ka kahapon?
a- absent kasi ako.
q- san ka na ba?
A- malapit na me, wait lang,,,

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